"their chicken is really spicy"
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy"
"the air was spicy"
"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"
"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"
"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"
"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star
'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star
"Went to this ethiopian restaurant and they expected me to actually eat with my hands. Offended. 1/2 star"
"they only had Asian employees. I feel like they may have discriminatory hiring practices"
"The orange chicken wasn’t as authentic as PF Changs."
my penis just retreated inside my body. I have achieved a level of flaccid I thought impossible. my dick is so far from hard it’s not even tangible on this plane of existence anymore
The tea has been spilt repeat the tea has been spilt.
Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.
Not Asuka’n for it.
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Uchouten Kazoku Ed - Benten
Lupita Nyong’o for Dazed and Confused Magazine